“…Do you seriously think I haven’t considered that earlier? I would’ve left a long time ago if your so-called dream wasn’t this bad! I can’t just leave you alone with your ambitions of being a cheesecake! Do you know what happens to a spoiled cheesecake if it’s left in the refrigerator for too long? I doubt you do. You’re too narrow-minded to even consider the facts…! You’re going to muster all the filth in the fridge and you’ll be thrown away to the dumpster where your life has no other plan than to rot. You can’t die, and you have to suffer for all of eternity in molded cheese and bugs! Stupid…!”
“…what the fuck…? Dude, listen. You gotta chill. Don’t make such a big deal out of this. It’s…literally nothing. I’m sorry for wanting to be a cheesecake. Uh, if it’s any better, I’d rather be a bird now.”
