reality show AUs

adenil-umano:

  • we’re on one of those survive in the wild shows and its pretty clear that our constant bickering and saving each other from danger is a mask for some deeper tensions, but nothing can come from it because the cameras are always watching AU
  • i am a contestant on a ‘take the city slicker out of their comfort zone’ show where i have to basically go native and you’re my guide here. i thought you were weird at first but now i am falling for you and your way of life AU
  • i signed up to be on wifeswap, not to fall in love with someone else’s partner AU
  • i religiously watch shows like Keeping Up With the Kardashians not becuase i love it, but because i am always in the backround when they film and i like to see myself. i’ve started seeing you, too, but only on screen. i must figure out who you are so that we can join forces AU
  • i’m the expert they bring in to discuss facts and you’re just the poor sap who does this for a hobby. only, it turns out you know way more about this than me so, uh, wanna hang out? AU
  • i found this rock and somehow convinced you its from aliens. or at least, i thought i convinced you only in turns out you’re playing everyone just for a chance to travel the world. that takes guts AU
  • i tried to stop you from committing a robbery only it turns out you’re an actor pretending to commit crimes for What Would You Do so i’m sorry about punching you in the face AU
  • we’re both contestants on our hometown’s knock off version of American Idol and we’ve developed a close relationship. now we’re the final two both vying for the same spot. i want to win but also i think i’m in love? AU
  • i’m a camera person for the show How It’s Made and you’re the factory manager trying to explain everything. sorry i keep filming your butt, but in my defense it is a nice one AU
  • we were both lovers over a decade ago and now we meet again to battle it out on this cooking program. our rivalry is strong and just because the camera operator caught us making out in the pantry doesn’t mean i won’t defeat you with the power of truffle oil AU
  • i’ve always wanted to be on Project Runway and now i see you here, my arch nemesis. you got my spot in design school and i was left to flounder on the street, but jokes on you my designs are infinitely better than yours. you call that burlap sack a dress? AU
  • so my grandparents left me this thingy in their will and now i need to go on Antiques Roadshow to find out what it is and if it’s worth anything. you are a collector appraising everything, and it turns out my thingy is identical to the thingy you have and thought was one of a kind AU
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