realistic text meme


text: WTF!
text: um... what is that...
text: ....................
text: pics or it never happened
text: haha and then what? ;)
text: i'm waking up at 6 am for this ok. good morning baby <3
text: sending me texts at 4:32 am saying "this is your daily good morning text" is not acceptable bc a) you were pulling an all nighter and b) you NEVER send me good morning texts
text: all men are dicks
text: oh my god go check his profile??
text: do you wanna play twenty questions :)
text: just get the fucking groceries
text: one more sticker and i'm blocking you
text: FUCKJ FUCK MY GLASSES FELL INTO THE TOILET
text: i love you and ur really cute
text: wait
text: it wasnt a big deal haha
text: who is this
text: what do you mean who is this
text: didn't fucking ask for your opinion thanks
text: AAHAHAHAHA *insert mockery of your choice of typo here*
text: there is nothing i want to do more right now than make out with you
text: thats what hands are for xoxo
text: seriously??? is my dick too bomb??? is that it?
text: ur dick cant be bigger than ur thumb haha bye
text: i don't understand ur obsession with boobs like
text: i like to squish them
text: i need to pee lol brb
text: uhh okay
text: omg my fams home ok bye ily gtg
text: OHY MG FUCKIGNG GOD SHE DID N O T JUST FUCKING DIE I HAT ETHIS FUCKING SHOW
text: You're a bitch.
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